July 2011
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 24th
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Jun 1st
May 2011
13 posts
May 30th
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“Watching Easy A….again. Gosh darn, Emma Stone is a babe in so many ways.”
May 28th
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May 25th
May 22nd
“Yeah, well my dad watched power rangers his whole life, and knows all the...”
May 19th
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May 17th
“Dude, my dad was in Nam. He would crush your dad. -Ben”
May 14th
May 11th
“Brett, you’re easily the worst driver ever. Ben, I’m one hell of a...”
May 10th
“Ben, get your fuckin hand off me or I’ll cut it off and eat it like a...”
May 7th
May 4th
“Ben: Hey, did you see that Miley Cyrus got caught smoking salvia? Brett: Yeah, I...”
May 2nd
April 2011
20 posts
“Britney Spears is kookier than crab cakes and zanier than zebras. But gosh dang...”
Apr 30th
Apr 28th
“Mom, all I want for Christmas is $25,000 in unmarked bills.” -Ben”
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
“Anthony, you’re the pyramid that holds us together…dude, you’re the fuckin...”
Apr 24th
“‎Dad, will you get off my girlfriend for the last fuckin time and put some...”
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Anonymous asked: how did you get here?
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, which makes the whole world...”
Apr 17th
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Apr 14th
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ListenAs my friend Jay and I were working on the...
Apr 8th
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Fishing trip in the keys…
Apr 4th
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Ben using photo booth for the first time…
Apr 2nd
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March 2011
13 posts
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Brett was showing me the low prices of televisions at Walmart. Wow, they’re really cutting back. I’ll Stubu 4 U. What does that even mean? As I’m sitting here typing this, Brett is thinking of a definition for stubu. Hold on, he’s thinking. Almost…almost. How about watching someone’s dog while they’re on vacation? No, we can do better than that. How about...
Mar 31st
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This is another video recorded in Tampa, FL. In the first segment, Brett sang a lovely melody for his song “We Don’t Need Your Scum Around.” The twins are always improvising vocal melodies and song ideas. When I played in a band with them in high school, this is how we wrote a lot of our songs. Our friend Brett Martin (Marto) also made a guest appearance. He’s the nutballs....
Mar 29th
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Ben had a lot of clean clothes…to say the least, he was pumped. After two hours at the bars, we recorded this video. Brett was MIA, but he was very proud of Ben when we showed him this video
Mar 28th
“I have so many clean clothes, I kinda wanna get drunk.” –Ben”
Mar 27th
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Our trip to Panda Express. Just another day in the life of The Hellacious Twins…
Mar 27th
“You’re annoying me so bad right now it’s disgusting. Just your demeanor about...”
Mar 27th