July 2011
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June 2011
10 posts
May 2011
13 posts
Watching Easy A….again. Gosh darn, Emma Stone is a babe in so many ways.
Yeah, well my dad watched power rangers his whole life, and knows all the...
Dude, my dad was in Nam. He would crush your dad. -Ben
Brett, you’re easily the worst driver ever. Ben, I’m one hell of a...
Ben, get your fuckin hand off me or I’ll cut it off and eat it like a...
Ben: Hey, did you see that Miley Cyrus got caught smoking salvia? Brett: Yeah, I...
April 2011
20 posts
Britney Spears is kookier than crab cakes and zanier than zebras. But gosh dang...
Mom, all I want for Christmas is $25,000 in unmarked bills.” -Ben
Anthony, you’re the pyramid that holds us together…dude, you’re the fuckin...
Dad, will you get off my girlfriend for the last fuckin time and put some...
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, which makes the whole world...
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Fishing trip in the keys…
Ben using photo booth for the first time…
March 2011
13 posts
Brett was showing me the low prices of televisions at Walmart. Wow, they’re really cutting back. I’ll Stubu 4 U. What does that even mean? As I’m sitting here typing this, Brett is thinking of a definition for stubu. Hold on, he’s thinking. Almost…almost. How about watching someone’s dog while they’re on vacation? No, we can do better than that. How about...
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This is another video recorded in Tampa, FL. In the first segment, Brett sang a lovely melody for his song “We Don’t Need Your Scum Around.” The twins are always improvising vocal melodies and song ideas. When I played in a band with them in high school, this is how we wrote a lot of our songs. Our friend Brett Martin (Marto) also made a guest appearance. He’s the nutballs....
Ben had a lot of clean clothes…to say the least, he was pumped. After two hours at the bars, we recorded this video. Brett was MIA, but he was very proud of Ben when we showed him this video
I have so many clean clothes, I kinda wanna get drunk.” –Ben
Our trip to Panda Express. Just another day in the life of The Hellacious Twins…
You’re annoying me so bad right now it’s disgusting. Just your demeanor about...